I've often wondered why seemingly every job I tackle on the boat ends up taking three times as long as it should. I usually tell people that it's some sort of immutable law of boat physics, but I've always secretly wondered if it's just that I'm lazy.

But recently, our super secret, security perimeter camera station captured incontravertable proof of the true forces at work.

As it turns out, it's not just that I'm lazy, it's that I'm lazy and I have way too much help.