Homeland Security

It's been a while since I've flown anywhere on commercial aviation, so I am not intimately familiar with the latest and greatest security measures now being implemented by our minimum wage, high school drop-out, border protection agency; also known as Homeland Security.

But since we are house sitting to sort of enforce our own version of home defense, I thought I would provide you with photos of our highly trained and ever vigilant security officers.

Trust me when I tell you that while our super secret, stealth ninjas of death, mega-security cloned super soldiers might eat an odd Haitian or two (only illegals mind you), none of our guys would ever post your intimate, secret, x ray vision, intra-body booty scan on the internets.

Or, in George W's case, the Googles'

Remember, be safe, it's dumb out there ....

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Intrabody booty scans? Man, you are seriously fu$#ed. Booty scan my ass milo.

Wow, thanks for that insightful comment. Perhaps you could just go away?

Or if not, depending on your age, we could invoke the "432 month, post birth abortion clause" and just do away with you.


I think they are cute.

What does a "super secret, stealth ninja of death" make an hour? Just curious how much this type of security would cost me.
As always you make us smile with your wit-n-wisdom.

Stay'n safe in Indiana

It depends on your location. Our's work for ear rubs, dinner table scraps and an occasional small, live mammal.

miloWeasel, I want to have your babies!

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