18. July 2012
It's been a while since I've flown anywhere on commercial aviation, so I am not intimately familiar with the latest and greatest security measures now being implemented by our minimum wage, high school drop-out, border protection agency; also known as Homeland Security.
But since we are house sitting to sort of enforce our own version of home defense, I thought I would provide you with photos of our highly trained and ever vigilant security officers.
Trust me when I tell you that while our super secret, stealth ninjas of death, mega-security cloned super soldiers might eat an odd Haitian or two (only illegals mind you), none of our guys would ever post your intimate, secret, x ray vision, intra-body booty scan on the internets.
Or, in George W's case, the Googles'
Remember, be safe, it's dumb out there ....